matcha-eevee:

e-seal:

my body after i eat my first piece of fruit in 3 months:

(Source: e-seal)

blueberrys:

paparazzied:

pacificrim:

misogynistmomota:

tinyfruitbat:

and the #1:

shatterstag:

discourser-of-kruphix:

hentairobot:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

sindri42:

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

I call it the wristfucker.

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

THIS IS STUPID

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

My finest creation.

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

doncarlosi:

ananswer:

synthot:

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

baldinglesbian:

me: ugh i just want a girlfriend!!

my friends: okay go talk to that girl

me:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

disinterestedsunbro

This is oddly specific, did this happen to you?

not yet